I was lost and now I'm found!

Hello to all my followers,

It has been since December that my last post and I apologize to all of you that care to bitch with me. I have been busy with school and the daily bitching of the life I live. Life has a way of spining things out of control to a point, like when you use to spin around as a child and then suddenly stop. What happens? You can't stop spining!

In the past 7 months I have met and related to many new people. Some bitching and some just plain great people. Facebook has eaten me alive:) I miss coming here to roadmap my life with you. I see that many of you have followed me even when I had been kidnapped by my life. She, my life, tried to return me as per the request of the lead bitch however, I had life to explore and hard lessons to learn. Thank you for for standing by me.

Here is the skinny on what has been transpired since we last bitched together. First of all I had great holidays with the family, I joined FB, Remodeled the kitchen (that was a real bitch:), found an ex-husband who mixed me up and spit me out, and I have held my bitching down to the bare mininum. I really don't have a lot to bitch about lately. However, I think we may stir things up with a bitch about the many couples out there that just aren't having sex in monogomous relationships. This is a bitching epdemic within the structured walls of marriage (LAD 2010).

Men complain their women aren't 'satisfying them' and the women are dealing with that fact that their old man's dick isn't as lively as it once was.  These symptoms, as we will call them, for women can lead to some very bitching emotions. Undoutably, her partners inability to perform will creep into her self-esteem and the man will no mistakenly screw it by not talking about what might be wrong with the bitch. It won't matter if the doctor says it is caused by the lack of blood flowing through the penis and is a process that all men go through as they age.

 I believe the male ego is scarred the first time they believe their penis is, OMG, smaller than the average Joe's. Why do all men assume such nonsense. According to the famous Dr. Oz the average penis size is about 6 inches. He explained that most women get hot on the girth not the actual length.  Personally small is great. Not all woman have huge caverns guys, take note:) Girth, well Dr. Oz may have a point there. It may play a huge part in the woman's satisfaction with the dick. It would have to be because it it the arousal of the clitorus that needs stimulating and when it is thick enough it penatrates the hot spot internally while also causing friction on the clitoris.

Women have sexual dysfunctions also. They appear in many forms and is not as cold cut as you would think. Some women have had traumatic events that interupt the development of a healthy sexual self. Mostly caused by rape and sexual molestation. It is still uncommon that a male is raped in our society, hardly an epidemic. In the homosexual culture it is on a rise but the act of rape of males still is a smaller  poportion than females. When a woman goes thru an experience such as I had mentioned previously their views on further sexual relations, even throughout a monogomous relationship, can lead to a adverse reaction to the actual touch of the female antomy. It has shown in research that the actual scars of sexual molesation can be life lasting and interfer in any further sexual explortation. Rape may also cause the same or similiar effects.

to be continued. Im tired <3

Bitching is an art!

Frigging holiday shopping pisses me off! I didn't expect to have a knife pulled on my family!

Every Christmas all the idiot drivers come out! I hate the long lines and people running me over in the isles! This year I have found a solution for the shopping traffic. I shopped online. However, my family was trying to park at a local mall. We spotted our parking spot and had the blinker on when the person pulled out I went to pull in. Before I went into the spot these two women a baby pulled in quickly. Me being who I am I bitched at her when they stepped out of their car. At the moment one of the women went into her car and pulled a knife. Her baby appeared to be about 3 years old and screamed at her mom, "No No." By then I was screaming at her as my children were in the car. I told her look I don't care enough about the parking spot to get stabbed. Those women started walking towards the mall entrance as we found another parking spot. When we went into the mall we were so upset about the bitching incident. However, we chose to be the bigger people in this situation and chose to turn the other cheek! That was a fucked up idea! In the mall we ran into the women and they started in on us from about 25 feet away. (They were laughing at us) We then found the nearest security guard and told him about the knife she pulled in the parking lot. He called the police in while following the women and child. When the police showed up they arrested the one woman with the knife. I don't know if this was bitching but it made us feel safer. Therefore, be careful out there when shopping friends!

Crazy? What does that word imply?

Some people say I'm crazy. Crazy is a crazy word. Do yo think the woman in the picture believes someone is crazy enough to enjoy this crazy statue? I would like to know what crazy means to you. When I think of crazy I think of way out there! You know people that seem to follow the clouds sweap accross the sky without missing a white puff or follow airplanes with their little trail in the sky. Are they crazy? People that go to church every Sunday and come home to break every cardinal rule of christhood. Are they crazy? Or as the song goes "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy." How crazy are you? It would be bitching to hear your thoughts on this matter!

The blackbird charm! Thank you Michael and Susan!

I had won this charm in a contest on Michael Najarian's blog. http://www.michaelnajarian.blogspot.com/. Artist is Susan Najarian. Please visit her at susannajarian.etsy.com

If life get's too much for you to stand, kneel!

We all have loads of things in life that we feel is too much to stand! Honestly, kneeling is not a bad idea. It is just gives you a break before you fall on your face. Perhaps you think of it as a need to speak with your higher power. If so be prepared for a wait because God only helps those that help themselves. Get back on your two feet and deal! Don't be afraid of death! Be afraid of your unlived life!

If it looks like shit, smells like shit and you still step in it; then you can't complain if your shoes are stuck in it!

I have a friend who is in a bunch of shit right now! I warned her when she smelled the shit! But, she went on to step in it! Now she wants to complain:)  Learn to read the warning signs! What shit have you stepped in?

Baby making and abandonment...How can moms walk away? What about the children they leave behind?

 This is not bitching!

I know plenty of women that have had children and walked away from them. I know a woman named Sarah. She had four girls all by different men. She left her first daughter with my brother who she had been engaged to at the time. Then a different man and left that daughter with the grandmother. She had two more daughters after that and they too are with their fathers. I don't see her much anymore but her first daughter which whom my brother raised is doing great. What a spectacular woman she has become. She is 21.

It used to be the fathers failing to help support these children and now it has turned a page. Women are abandoning their responsibilities now. I suppose it all could have started with the men. When they didn't support their children it gave the mothers no choice other than to give up their children. Maybe? Is this a new trend for women? What happens to the children? Abandonment issue? Let me know your thoughts on this bitch.

McCain was Palins' bitch? Do you agree?

No arguement here. This is how I had seen it all coming! A pimple on an ass!

The healthcare system sucks! Here are several reasons why! We need to start a bill to give quality healthcare!

Written by JC B! Beware there is adult language included! Article in comment. If you have had issues like this with the healthcare system than bitch with me!

In memory of my mom 9/27/40 - 11/18/07

I miss you. You were and are my best friend mom. I'm finding life without you harder. Today it has been two years since I last heard, "Sissy, I love you and one day you are going to miss spending time with me." I do mom. Your were always right! Kisses and hugs until one day I see you again!